Amelia'n-aire

badkidzz:

sailorswag:

when people say “correct grammar is a turn-on” 

do you want people to shout out sentence conjunctions while they’re fucking you?

 ^ yes

Funniest thing I read all night. 

(Source: stoopxkid)

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   I wouldn’t mind, no.

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    that would actually be awesome

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    Am I the only person who thinks that would be amazingly hot…

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    I always say “You are the woman whom I’m going to fuck.” Works every time.

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    no but I dont wanna fuck a dumbass either

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    the… I really get annoyed by people who “just can’t control themselves and...correct your...

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    picturesinhismind | g33kgasm | moulson-tavares-parenteau | sailorswag

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    *cough* I, um, may or may not have once conjugated amo with my tongue when going down on someone once. You can’t prove...

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