May 2011
13 posts
May 29th
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I miss the days...
…when I could tell telemarketers that I was a minor therefor not having to answer any questions… Oh wait, I still do that. Eh’ how will they ever know? 
May 21st
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I hate stingy subway sandwich makers!
May 19th
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badkidzz: sailorswag: when people say “correct grammar is a turn-on”  do you want people to shout out sentence conjunctions while they’re fucking you?  ^ yes Funniest thing I read all night. 
May 14th
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May 14th
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I'm over it
I don’t want to be sick anymore. I don’t understand anything in my statistics text book. I could very well lose 40 thousand dollars. Too much pressure on my shoulders and less than 2 weeks of school left. Where’s the shovel? 
May 12th
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“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in...”
– Christopher Hitchens  
May 12th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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Think I care?
Prom is tomorrow and I’m eating a bunch of leftover birthday cake. I don’t give an unladylike word about it. Prom 2011: Fat & Fabulous. 
May 7th
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Well I'm legal
Let the fun begin. 
May 6th
May 4th
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