May 2011
14 posts
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I miss the days...
…when I could tell telemarketers that I was a minor therefor not having to answer any questions… Oh wait, I still do that. Eh’ how will they ever know?
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I hate stingy subway sandwich makers!
badkidzz:
sailorswag:
when people say “correct grammar is a turn-on”
do you want people to shout out sentence conjunctions while they’re fucking you?
^ yes
Funniest thing I read all night.
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I'm over it
I don’t want to be sick anymore.
I don’t understand anything in my statistics text book.
I could very well lose 40 thousand dollars.
Too much pressure on my shoulders and less than 2 weeks of school left.
Where’s the shovel?
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“The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in...”
– Christopher Hitchens
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Think I care?
Prom is tomorrow and I’m eating a bunch of leftover birthday cake. I don’t give an unladylike word about it. Prom 2011: Fat & Fabulous.
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Well I'm legal
Let the fun begin.
April 2011
26 posts
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Vulgar Advice
Before every tennis match I play my brother texts me vulgar advice on how to beat the other girl. They are more like quotes I’m supposed to scream to really “mess with her mental game”. I get it, he wants me to win, but I’d probably get disqualified if I told a girl, and I quote, “By the end of this match, these balls with be shoved up your whore-holes.”
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Watch
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part II official trailer. English version.
Get at me Harry Potter
“Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts,...”
– Shel Silverstein (via misswallflower)
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Best Advice
“No matter what, you’re going to mess up sometimes, it’s a universal truth. But the good part is, you get to decide how you’re going to mess it up. Girls will be your friends - they’ll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with you through everything - they’re your true best friends. Don’t let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best friends...
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GNO
Just what I needed :)
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Babies
If Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom do not have the most attractive child ever to exist, I won’t believe in science anymore.
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Watched Good Will Hunting
Now I have that feeling you get after your read a good book/watch a great film, and you want to somehow change your life and go on some amazing journey/have an epiphany that changes your views on life. I just feel good, man. Can’t explain it, but I know that all my followers know what I’m saying.
Really though...
Is it so hard to ask for a guy to sidewalk chalk my driveway, trace footprints all the way up to my door, put a poster up that says something cheesy like “Text YES to *insert guy’s number* to win a free Prom date” and then somehow show up with pretty flowers…. Is it really that damn hard?
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Love the interests, love the you.
Please do tell me more of yourself . :)
- kisseys xo
The Dirty T
Going to Tuscon tomorrow for my first wedding. Then taning and seeing a friend from UofA (shout out to my girl emilyyrath). After that a musical and some bonding over coffee while speaking en français with an old ami. I’m even doing an “indie” photo shoot in either Sedona or Mesa… can’t decide. Either way it will be such a productive weekend. :)
Oh and thank you to...
Hold up
Tonight we played against a recruiting catholic preparatory school, so I figure they are going to be good, but also not cheaters… Sadly mistaken, I have never played against such cheaters in my life. After asking about 7 times if they were sure on line calls, it got to the point were I would look at them with that “Who the hell do you think you are” kind of stare. They...
30+ Semi Trucks, Rocks, and Music
I am in love with my senior year. I know I’m going to grow up and go off to do bigger and better things, but I’m extraordinarily happy. Tires will explode, and trucks will honk at you. Sometimes you are so bored you throw rocks. While sitting in a car full of your friends you blast the music so loud that when you talk it is not audible so everyone assumes you are just singing along. I...
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March 2011
34 posts
I wish I could have slept in
I had one of those dreams that you don’t want to end, so I literally was so close to staying home so I could keep sleeping. It’s like cutting off a really good film at the climax then taking out the disc and burning it, only to find out that it was the last disc in existence.
Just to put the cherry on the top, the only thing I did in school today was talk about abortion… That...
I love College
Seriously going back to school on Monday will be weird. I’m so ready to attend Walter Cronkite school of Journalism and Mass Communications. I’m so ready to be a little sun devil.
I’m not even too worried about my schedule. French 311 is going to be amazing, Studio Production will rock my socks, and Human Event sounds so interesting. I’m ready.
Just a bad case of thoughts
It’s nights like these when you can’t fall asleep so you sneak downstairs to eat leftover Mongolian food… Even when you know eating is bad before you go to sleep.
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Vie de Merde
“Aujourd’hui, j’ai auditionné pour la pièce de Roméo et Juliette montée par mon lycée. Lorsqu’on a annoncé que j’avais le rôle de Juliette, tous les garçons auditionnant pour Roméo sont partis. VDM”
- Today I auditioned for the play Romeo and Juliette at my high school. When they announced that I got the part of Juliette, all the boys who auditioned for Romeo...
