I’m obsessed with this iPad!!!!!!!!
That’s called life.
I miss the days…
…when I could tell telemarketers that I was a minor therefor not having to answer any questions… Oh wait, I still do that. Eh’ how will they ever know?
I hate stingy subway sandwich makers!
when people say “correct grammar is a turn-on”
do you want people to shout out sentence conjunctions while they’re fucking you?
^ yes
Funniest thing I read all night.
(Source: stridingdirty)
Well, I can’t wait for summer…. Just kidding.
I’m over it
- I don’t want to be sick anymore.
- I don’t understand anything in my statistics text book.
- I could very well lose 40 thousand dollars.
- Too much pressure on my shoulders and less than 2 weeks of school left.
Where’s the shovel?
The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that ‘if English was good enough for Jesus, then it’s good enough for me.
Christopher Hitchens
He’s kind of cute.
Senior Ditch Day 2011. I’m gonna sit at home and watch Spongebob. Crazy Day.
Yeah… I’ll be ditching school to stay home and study statistics. :) Gotta work with what you got.
Happy Mother’s Day. :)
